Jade Fern Grove you don’t want no beef, boy

i guess that's... fair, returned tristan with a flick of his ear, we don't have to go towards the ocean, then. but if i don't get to eat another c  r a b before i die then you're coming to hell with me. cause in wolf land idk what constitutes as a good, pure life, but tristan probably didn't live it. i mean, he has fuckin bastard children somewhere in this world for christ sake. and he killed a bird because no one was paying attention to him... i mean, fine it was just a bird (a FUCKING BIRD) but he definitely scared that one kid half to dead so. that merits something... the other one was blind so he didn't know where he stood there.

anyway. tristan was probably going to hell, or a version of it.

and then at the mention of kiwi, tristan's nose wrinkled. yeah fuck that noise. i don't get along well with kiwi either, he said in agreement, tail flicking rather aggressively, lets just stick our dicks in whatever holes presented to us. like that was a commonly used metaphor to describe 'going with the flow'... ok, tristan.