Stavanger Bay avast ye!

He was a young thing, with Pantene commercial fur in every flavor and a lean build. Sam's pirate self gave the stranger an appreciative look.

"Aye! The sea did take me wife and brother both,  an' I be feedin' her own wee maties to 'er as payment fer thar safe return. HA." Oh, how clever he was! You show that ocean! Your wife definitely wasn't cheating on you with brother Hook.

"Be ye me proud beauty in disguise? Plant a kiss on me lips 'n let's see if yer mask falls away, lad!" He didn’t seem to be joking, because the wolf that was Sam approached, making as good a smoochy face as a wolf could.