Redhawk Caldera a feather for your hare

Wildfire flipped onto her belly even as something touched her nose, causing her to sneeze. With a squawk, she hauled herself forward to investigate whatever it was that had bumped her. It turned out to be a paw. At long last, she had come to know the difference between toes and teats (and various other objects in her everyday life). All the same, she opened her toothless mouth and began to gnaw on Jaws's foot, exploring it with her pink gums and tongue.

Meanwhile, Peregrine chortled. "Thank you for the pawcifier!" he quipped, tilting his head at the hybrid's question. "Hmmm, there are many uses for week-old puppies. They're great for playing catch, plugging leaks and stuffing up your enemies' tailpipes," he joked crudely. "They also double as magic beans. If you plant them, a beanstalk will grow into the sky and lead you to a golden kingdom."

As if she'd heard the story and felt the need to give her opinion of it, Wildfire spat out Jaws's paw and screeched like a banshee. No more than two seconds later, she evacuated her bowels. That's what I think of your story, dad: it was shit!