Haunted Wood Finding beauty in the dissonance

Don't worry! I'm very slow right now too!

There was an odd calm about the man. Like the calm before the storm, the looming black clouds in the distance threatening to rear its ugly head on your beach day and bring forth with it the floods of God himself. But there was that chance that they would bypass and wander off to a neighboring land - should your luck be on your side. 

The female remained quiet, not a trait that he disliked individuals, but his attention was stolen to the male instead. She was attentive, reacting to his presence, but her partner was more interesting for the time being. 

Then step forward through the mist - I'm interested to see how long you last. That glint in the male's eye caught his curiosity. Something about these two was interesting. They weren't out here trying to impress, nor to try and charm their way through his gates - but instead, they were genuine, and held an air of mischievous about them. What are you looking for, here, at my borders.