Snowforest Taiga the world won't wait

Wherever Dionysus went, Hermes was always trailing behind. It’s become a habit, at this point, to follow his brother. It was a necessity, really. He was always wandering off somewhere getting into some kind of trouble. Someone had to keep him out of it, so whenever their dads weren’t around Hermes would take up the duty. 
It’s a rigorous job for one little boy. Dionysus’s outrageous acts were getting more and more extreme each day. But this. This took the cake. Hermes could not even begin to fathom how far he’d wandered from home.
Hermes managed to catch up to his brother eventually. Shocking really! He was beginning to doubt he’d ever make it. But no matter how far Dionysus ran, his older brother would always find him.
Hermes stopped in front of a bolder, puffed up his chest, and yelled; WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING.