Blacktail Deer Plateau Long may she reign

Junior stirred in the middle of the night, though her mismatched eyes were much too glassy to convey real consciousness. Like a shadow, the bony juvenile slipped from the den with nary a flinch, seemingly oblivious to the pain in her scabby forelegs. She moved through the cold, breathless night, until she came to the edge of the plateau. Junior very nearly walked right over it and to her death, though she managed to hook her hind feet into the rock and pull back with a laugh and a quiet, "Whoopsy daisy!"

After righting herself, she huffed, staring out over the sprawling flat lands below. She then whirled and screamed, "I AM THE PRINCESS! THIS PLATEAU IS MY BIRTHRIGHT! I AM THE HEIR TO THE THRONE! I AM YOUR NEW ALPHA!" and promptly hiked a leg in the air and urinated all over the ledge (and herself).