King Elk Forest a bad moon risin'

The kid shifted around so she was facing a tree, mooning him with her gawky little butt, and Ambrose thought it was both bizarre and adorable. He wasn't sure what to do next, not quick enough this time around evidently, and after giving her a quizzical look (that she'd no doubt miss) he, holding back chuckles, said, Alright, agent. What is your report? he tried to make himself look as serious as possible by the time she turned around again (if she did), but it proved to be difficult.