December 04, 2015, 06:35 AM
Rat and Vlad. The latter smiled almost fondly at his belching brother and made a noise that suggested he was impressed by the fetid creature's ability to produce gas. Caiaphas took her leave of the pair, leaving a scant crumb of a clue as to her opinion on the peculiar pair. Vlad, of course, chose to interpret the encounter as a resounding success.
"Bleckface liking you!" he whispered excitedly at the Rat, raising a paw to nudge his brother but.. changing his mind. It dropped onto the sand. "I make chellenge for you. Who cen make most beeg ess gess.. getting first ten creb." Vlad paused and squinted as if concentrating deeply, body suddenly tense. Moments later, a short fart squeaked out of his rear - its creator deflated and shook his head, eyeing his competitor. "No gud! Rett?"
"Bleckface liking you!" he whispered excitedly at the Rat, raising a paw to nudge his brother but.. changing his mind. It dropped onto the sand. "I make chellenge for you. Who cen make most beeg ess gess.. getting first ten creb." Vlad paused and squinted as if concentrating deeply, body suddenly tense. Moments later, a short fart squeaked out of his rear - its creator deflated and shook his head, eyeing his competitor. "No gud! Rett?"
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you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Vlad - November 16, 2015, 06:37 PM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Rat Wolf - November 16, 2015, 06:46 PM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Caiaphas - November 16, 2015, 06:48 PM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Vlad - November 16, 2015, 06:57 PM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Rat Wolf - November 16, 2015, 08:15 PM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Caiaphas - November 16, 2015, 08:23 PM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Vlad - November 17, 2015, 05:44 PM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Rat Wolf - November 17, 2015, 06:55 PM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Caiaphas - November 18, 2015, 10:19 PM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Vlad - November 30, 2015, 07:02 AM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Rat Wolf - December 01, 2015, 06:20 PM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Caiaphas - December 01, 2015, 08:49 PM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Vlad - December 04, 2015, 06:35 AM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Rat Wolf - December 05, 2015, 02:08 PM
RE: you sleep with pregnant hookers and your dinosaur eats grass! - by Vlad - December 06, 2015, 07:49 AM