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is Pearl really going to give Behati the sex talk? The answer is yes. (;

Pearl took all that as a clear no. Her brain was a string of nopenopenopenope greaaaat...What was she going to do about this now? She wasn't sure how exactly to deal with this obstacle other than telling her the straightforward version. "Um," she said awkwardly. It dawned on her that she could explain it in a really funny way, and make it a little less awkward. Maybe. "Remember when you wanted to gossip about the guys? Well, I'm repaying the favor," she said, turning towards Behati with a broad smile on her face. She thumped her front paws on the ground and started talking in a very stereotypical Gossip Girl manner, ("So, I heard Becky..."), making it simple enough to understand while making it ridiculous, funny, and obnoxious to listen to. She made sure to keep Behati's humor in mind. By the end, she couldn't finish, giggling interrupting every few sentences to every few words, then dissolving into laughter. "I sound so ridiculous," she wheezed.