Heron Lake Plateau now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down

oh whack. these things were entirely not going on in tegan's mind, lmao. he and bat were on entirely different levels-- different astral plains, even. but fine, whatever, she could love him. it was her heart that was gonna get broken when tegan inevitably reminded her that relationships were for pussy-bois and he had bitches to fuck. 

ahem. 

"sounds fake but, fine, just know it-- okay?" he told her, flicking his tail with a playful smirk. and then she went and fuckin said that he was back to normal YEEAAH normal. head wise, maybe, but like... in a different sort of head wise way tegan was entirely still fucked up. his smirk turned a little tighter as his lips pressed together, but he kept the act up pretty well. 

"hah! damn right. we can start fucking shit up again-- forrilforriiiiilllll," he then reassured the grey girl, but added mostly teasingly, "so what else have you lied to me about? cause i'm pretty sure you told me you were a full-fledge a-dult." his mint gaze flicked across her features curiously ears pressed forwards as he waited for a response. for good measures, he tacked on, "but you're just a cute lil pup, aren't ya, pup?"