Heron Lake Plateau a boogie wit da hoodie

tegan squinted at her story, finally turning up his nose. "whackass!" he scoffed, "if you wished for a thousand more wishes, you should have 999 left!" duh bat, jesus christ, i know you're a wolf but learn simple math for god's sake. but then, ugh, tegan scowled.

"wait -- if you killed the chicken it can't grant you anymore wishes anyway," he said with a glare, "how'd you fuck that up, pup?"