Blacktail Deer Plateau Smashing pumpkins
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Fin stuck her tongue out as though gagging when he slurped the gunk off of his nose and began to chew. She watched him as though something terrible were about to happen to him, but considered him thoughtfully when he reported that it wasn't all that bad. She gave a little shrug, dismissing the remainder of her trepidation before leaning down to go to work again on her pumpkin.

The girl grabbed again onto the vine and began to tug, wondering if by pulling on it, it would be like when you pulled on a deer's intestines and out rolled the stomach (I just grossed myself out). It didn't seem to want to budge. Planting her paw on the top of the gourd, she pulled harder while pushing it away. It crackled and popped due to her effort, but still didn't really want to go anywhere. She gave a frustrated little growl and upped her effort, stopping only when Peregrine turned to her with sudden concern.

She lifted her head too lok at him, teeth still dug firm into the vine so that she lifted the pumpkin from the ground. It was surprisingly heavy for being hollow. Fin looked at him with a ಠ___ಠ face before dropping the pumpkin to the ground so that she could respond.

"Wow," Fin said, "'Is my asshole doomed?'? Really, Perry? You seriously make it too easy sometimes, DiSarinno." She gave him a wide grin, soooo many gay jokes floating around in her head that she couldn't even decide which one to go with besides to allude to them all being there.

"But yeah, you're probably screwed. Think on the bright side, though. If the vine grows out of your ass first, you can get Fox or Lasher to help yank it out of you." She paused thoughtfully. "Or, we can just start beating on your stomach to smash it up into smaller pieces. It would still be an unpleasant experience for you to pass them, but at least it will be a bunch of smaller traumatizing poos instead of just one, massive, anus-annihilator."

She wondered briefly if she had just stumbled upon Peregrine's nickname for Lasher or vice versa, but decided that she didn't really want to know.

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Messages In This Thread
Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 12, 2014, 12:55 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 13, 2014, 01:58 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 13, 2014, 02:52 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 13, 2014, 07:46 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 14, 2014, 10:05 AM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 14, 2014, 11:58 AM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 14, 2014, 12:07 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 14, 2014, 12:35 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 14, 2014, 12:51 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 14, 2014, 04:30 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 14, 2014, 05:16 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 14, 2014, 05:56 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 14, 2014, 09:02 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 15, 2014, 10:25 AM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 15, 2014, 11:14 AM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 18, 2014, 07:55 AM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 23, 2014, 10:43 AM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 24, 2014, 10:44 AM