Redhawk Caldera Goonies never say die!
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Runs to yell at sky with deaf grandma


The strange girl who had asked to spar with him weeks prior was pregnant -- little to his knowledge. The phoenix was not well versed in the world of pregnancy and wasn't aware that the fae was a soon to be mother at all. His dumbass should've suspected as much just by looking at the woman’s swollen belly and noticing the shifty hormones that practically radiated off of her -- but that was just how ignorant Āzon was to maternity when it came down to it.

'Pups...' he thought. There hadn't really been a day in his life that he'd ever thought about having children himself, was there? He was no youngin, after all, and should be nearing 4 later on in this year -- yet he hadn't managed to sire a child of his own all this time. It wasn't that he couldn't, however, it was just that the Tundrian paid no interest. All his life was made of was working, fighting, running, eating, shitting, sleeping -- rinse and repeat the next day. Friends were made along the way of this mess of a life, though the idea of finding someone he'd want to have children with in the future simply never crossed his mind. 

If  Ignis actually decided to have children in the future, he wanted it to be with someone that was important to him.....which sounded chessy as fuck in his head -- and hopefully, that wouldn't have to come out his mouth one day.

Speaking of pups, the general just so happened to run into a pair on his way to answer Towhee's howl -- one was pissing themselves sitting down, and the other was joining in on the Sovereign's call. It was the most hilarious thing he had ever seen.

He'd nearly crapped his own lungs out with thunderous laughter that would eventually cause him to collapse on his behind. Ignis didn't end up making it to where Towhee was, and would instead take a rest near the two whelps while letting out a booming howl from where he was. Azon may have been new here, but hopefully it was a ride the Tundrian would enjoy...

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Goonies never say die! - by Towhee - June 06, 2021, 08:07 PM
RE: Goonies never say die! - by Caracal - June 06, 2021, 10:51 PM
RE: Goonies never say die! - by Sphyra - June 08, 2021, 05:47 AM
RE: Goonies never say die! - by Āzon - June 08, 2021, 07:42 PM
RE: Goonies never say die! - by Tierra - June 09, 2021, 10:54 PM
RE: Goonies never say die! - by Caracal - June 11, 2021, 12:06 PM
RE: Goonies never say die! - by Sphyra - June 23, 2021, 02:22 AM
RE: Goonies never say die! - by Caracal - July 26, 2021, 09:22 AM