Neverwinter Forest Most days I don't recognize me

this beardogbear thing was very very dumb. it was bear because it was thick furred and brown but it was dog because it made that little yelp sound when its head hit the treetrunk right ahead but maybe bears did that too and it was indeed a bear after all.

these pines interwove their beaches so thickly together being beneath the canopy felt like a house. maybe the holes in stone and ground shehe passed by were like houses too, but heshe was too afraid to go in. what if heshe ran out of air or the walls closed in and crushed himher like a frog beneath car tire? pop. expect heshe would not go pop and hisher innards and eyeballs would be stuck flattened beneath the ground forever or until something dug them out and ate them. 

nom nom munch crunch.

it made himher sick. which is why sheher did not approach the beardogbear thing. it could eat himher as well. bears did that. dogs didn't, though. maybe it was dog after all. maybe not.

the greyhound stood in place not far from it. what little wind snaked into the pinewood and around hisher legs carried herhis scent further forward than the runnerdog would like if heshe was aware of it.

but the beardogbear thing was very funny.