Ankyra Sound how to crime

It occurred to Sam that he was not particularly good at doing crime. This, he realized, would create difficulties when he eventually found his villainous one and only and was asked to "stir shit up" without further direction.

Stomp on a flower? Kick a puppy? Where would he even find a puppy?

Probably not sticking out of whatever this weird white soil was. It sucked at his paws and made it difficult to walk, and the water had burned his mouth when he had sampled it. A decidedly evil landscape.