Whitefish River le sigh

Omg, Spica said, while her face was a mixture of laughter and being appalled, in response to having pups and a butt itch. Literally the worst. It was kinda fun to think of all these things you really wouldn't want to have happen to you, honestly, she had to admit. Being blind would be pretty bad. Just imagine not being able to see. I'd only be okay with going blind if I still had you to guide me everywhere, but if I'd go blind because of the oath then you would probably be shunning me because I was a dumb byatch and had pups. 'Not seeing Syrma again ever', another thing to add to the list that would make having pups literally the worst thing ever.

Syrma gripped back to the whole mom situation, which Spica had actually forgotten for just a second or two. She frowned as Syrma said she felt like an afterthought and nodded. Yeah, I get what you mean. I totally feel the same way. You'll totally never be an afterthought to me, I'll tell you if I get any weird thoughts on having pups. She looked thoughtful for a moment, and then burst out a chuckle, then explained the sudden hilariousness: Though I'll probably change my mind on them anyway because hell no I don't want an itchy butt for the rest of my life!