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Charon hadn't been that interested in relationships or looked after them so far, let alone sex. And the thought of a dude humping him was absolutely disgusting. The thought of two dudes  humping each other was, while not exactly disgusting, still pretty gross. He couldn't help but express "Ew, gross!" in childish fashion -- he was officially an adult now, perhaps, but had yet to shed all of his youthful feathers -- and stared at the pair of them in disgust.

The second dude seemed to join in on the orgie thing now too. As if he was afraid they might engage in an orgy right now, Charon was quick to inform them: "Well I'm too grown up for that stuff, got better ways to spend my time!" Although he had already expressed quite vividly that he was really disgusted by the thought of an orgy, Charon figured he'd swap it around and make it all about him liking doing grown-up stuff better than wasting his time humping others.

"Besides," Charon said in true wise-ass Charon fashion, "Don't you need girls too if you want to have an orgy? Nobody is looking for a sausage fest." Well, he certainly wasn't, anyway. Not that he was looking for girls, either; he just was trying to outsmart them, because he couldn't resist trying that after the horrors they'd just put his mind through.