Sun Mote Copse Now you see me

There was a class-mate of mine, who used to say that it does not matter, where you wake up, what matters is that you wake up at all. I have to mention that it was said in the context of getting drunk. In Elfie's case he had woken up and realized that the world as he had known it up until then, had changed beyond recognition. He looked around with his mouth comically agape, struggling to keep his head upwards (too much stress on the feeble neck muscles) and trying to make any sense of, what was going on.

Until he spotted a slob of warm flesh and fur moving in his direction and eventually falling on his back with a flop. And the moment it happened, he became the living definition of whopee cushion and an almost musical fart escaped from his rear.