Mount Apikuni i got a heart that don’t speak to me anymore

His stomach folded in on itself as soon as he spoke. Oh shit. Nope, he definitely wasn't the old woman, not a woman at all. Just another dude wandering just like him (or so he assumed).

Oh, uh, yeah. His eyes bounced around to and fro, anywhere but the man. My bad. You just look a lot like her—er—well, kinda. You're not old. 

Cupid took a deep breath and returned his attention to the stranger. Ah, whatever, forget about it. What are you doing up here?