Valley of Gold Girl, you might hold your breath until your breathing stops forever

His tail wheeled when she finally gave in to her curiosity and his awesomenessicity.

"It's a dance for two," he told her, his tone suggesting this was especially cool. "It doesn't call down rain or anything — it tells a story. And the story is that the leader is a strong, brave matador and the follower is a pretty red cape. Do you know what a matador is?"