Stavanger Bay hyperparadise

Charon gasped audibly when the Bay wolf said 'fuck' — he had seemed like such a perfect gentleman up until this point, and now he was swearing! What a bad boy! Charon wasn't sure if this made him less or more of an intriguing fellow. Probably the latter, considering Charon was currently very much in his 'no' phase. He begrudingly nodded as the Bay wolf suggested they patch things up, though still not entirely convinced that stranger wolf was actually part of the Bay. All the facts were against him, after all.

When the Bay wolf corrected him, Charon nodded. It was something like that, yes. Charon didn't know who the 'Spanish Inquisition' was, but he was pretty sure he wasn't it. Except if it was cool. Then he definitely was it.

The Bay wolf suggested that he apologise, although Charon thought that only the stranger owed an apology. He shot the stranger a fiery glare as he said Charon should go first (he'd probably not apologise at all, even if he would!), and then turned to Bay wolf to further explain the situation. He'd only come in halfway through, after all. "Well I don't think I did anything wrong! I was just walking up here 'cause I wanted to learn to swim so I asked this guy if he was gonna teach me how to swim, 'cause he looked like he was pretty good at it. And then he was all saying I should already know how to swim and he refused to teach me anything, so then I got suspicious 'cause all the Bay wolves are super nice and this guy obviously isn't nice at all, so then I asked him if he was part of the Bay and he actually admitted that he was a trespasser!" Charon concluded the grand finale of the story with wide eyes at the Bay wolf to convince him of how very gravely wrong the stranger was in that, completely convinced he was right. "So anyway, even if he's not a trespasser, it's still his own fault that I thought he was 'cause he got grumpy and didn't wanna teach me anything and said he was a trespasser even though he isn't and got really rude."

Case closed, right? Now all Charon needed was an apology. Or an admission of guilt to clear Charon's good name. Either would be fine for him.