Lost Creek Hollow a secret club for super cool party people only.

While Tiarnach's entrance is certainly the most fabulous and winning of his littermates', all that awesome takes a lot of effort. So much, in fact, that his own flailing introduction to the world is only entertaining for about ten seconds as he roughly shoves his littermates aside for a spot next to the big warm squishy thing. Then he discovers the wonderful world of titties, and promptly falls limp, sparing one last kick for whichever unfortunate soul lingers to his left before he commits himself to his new full-time job: stuffing his face.
He'll get to ruling his new empire later.