Lost Creek Hollow find a girl, settle down

@Liffey <333

while bolus, tiara, and tibia were asleep, sionnach planned insurrection. there had been a bloody coup staged earlier in the week, where the fattest of the siblings (do i even have to say who it was? ) had gotten so fat his girth simply pushed his siblings off of the golden teat.

and the golden teat was the pinnacle of teats; it was the one with the best supply, most easily assessible, and least chewed to bits by hongry puppy teeths. sionnach simply could not abide such an injustice as being tossed off the gravy (or in this case, milk) train, and more than once bitterly and ruefully bit @Aengus' toes in his sleep in retribution.

but something else had changed, too. the golden teat, previously assessible 24/7 (well, when aengus wasn't hogging it) was now closing shop early. more than once she had strolled up like a basic you-know-what rolling up in her daddy's BMW to starbucks, only to find the sign "CLOSED FOR MAITENCE" hung up on the door -- bitches didn't even spell maintenance right, either.

huffy as a door-slamming hussy, sionnach did the equivalent of scurrying back to her car and furiously slamming the door, only to get out and check back in twenty minutes. nope, still closed -- what the fudge, MOM?! with a yap and a yowl sionnach sat on the den floor and threw a tantrum, blubbering and kicking with all the unbridled rage of a toddler scorned.