Noctisardor Bypass i could go off the deep end

As if one wolf wasn’t enough, another pops up out of nowhere. And he dared to call Buzzard the fool. The corner of their mouth pulled up into a smirk. So he wanted to start something? Fine by them! They loved a good verbal battle. Too bad the Big Guy cut them off before they could slip in a comeback. Lame. And then Condor comes along to be the mediator. Double lame.

Oh, how could I forget! I’m sooooo sorry brother dearest, they mocked before bowing at the wolves paws. Please find it in your hearts to forgive my assholeishness. They would’ve kissed their toes (cause Buzzard was extra), but Condor decided to call them a fool too. They couldn’t keep up the act after that. Buzzard jumped up and whisper-hissed into their brother’s ear. Who’s side are you on?

They didn’t have time to argue with him on someone’s borders, but this was definitely gonna come up later. A petty coyote never forgets.

Alrighty, so Big Guy and his crew were the “get the fuck off my lawn” type huh? Not surprising. A lot of wolves got worked up over their little patch of land. It made their job harder, but it didn’t discourage them yet. Buzzard loved a challenge.

Ok, ok, I’ll tell the higher ups you want us to skedaddle. But dontcha wanna hear our offer before we go? Buzzard whipped out the best marketer smile they had, complete with a raised eyebrow. I think it’ll interest you lovely folks.