Heron Lake Plateau Bigger is better

"yeah right!" he said to ty's comment, and then when eljay approached and he made another comment, tegan exclaimed, "whackass! you were not, you was making out with your reflection!" hah! yeah right bud, good fuckin try. 

but then tegan composed himself, mildly. "what's up, eljay?" he asked with a small grin, tail waving coolly. he'd long long LONG abandoned the dumbass names he'd used to call his eldest brother. he was mature now. and then-- jesus christ-- cinder fucking showed up outta nowhere and spouted the dumbest comment ever. "what?" tegan shot at him, "are you a toddler? don't call people butts, call them asses." and then he glanced at eljay, ears flicking lower... barely.

"if they're gonna be assholes they gotta do it right," he informed the more innocent of the party.