November 16, 2018, 01:36 PM
bat got defensive pretty quickly, which tegan expected from her. also, tegan had no earthly idea how old she even was. he assumed older, cause she claimed to be older, and why the fuck would she lie? so to him, all these crude jokes didn't sound inappropriate(well, it was in other ways but not in that he was talking to a child). anyhow, tegan was now pretty wrapped up in how hilarious this could get. "oh so you've had sex before?" tegan challenged immediately, eyebrow quirked, "got your guts rearranged?" he didn't bother sugar coating it, cause this was way funnier.
he explained, however, for her own benefit, in case she couldn't pick up on the context clues, "a virgin is someone who hasn't had sex before. people sacrifice virgins to gods. for some reason i dunno." tegan hoped no one sacrificed him before he had the chance to lay some serious pipe. ):
he explained, however, for her own benefit, in case she couldn't pick up on the context clues, "a virgin is someone who hasn't had sex before. people sacrifice virgins to gods. for some reason i dunno." tegan hoped no one sacrificed him before he had the chance to lay some serious pipe. ):
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you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 14, 2018, 07:30 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 14, 2018, 07:41 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 14, 2018, 07:53 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 14, 2018, 08:31 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 15, 2018, 06:48 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 15, 2018, 08:44 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 16, 2018, 11:42 AM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 16, 2018, 01:17 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 16, 2018, 01:36 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 16, 2018, 01:59 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 16, 2018, 02:07 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 16, 2018, 02:27 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 16, 2018, 02:35 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 17, 2018, 10:42 AM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 28, 2018, 11:39 AM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 28, 2018, 11:49 PM