Jade Fern Grove The loneliest people are the kindest

"You really dig deep down there," Merlin remarked with a grin. "If you go all the way through, you may see the light shining right out of your mouth," he sighed, feeling happy for a job well-done. He had lured the girl to the dark-side and hadn't needed cookies to do so. Challenging her had been the key.

"Sweetheart - that's the whole purpose of my life. Ass-hat by definition means that it is someone, who takes care of all those pure innocent people, who have not yet learned a juicy swearword," he explained. "You have not lived yet, if you have not sworn properly!" he went on. "To be honest - you picked on me first," he pointed out.