Redsand Canyon unattended children will be given a double espresso and a free puppy

Unfortunately, children were not logical beings, and the appearance of someone else registered to Aquillius as half annoyance and half brand new ally for his fight against the sun.

This all typed out by the monkeys on typewriters in the eaglet’s head ended up with a result known simply as “give the big Momma the stink eye and continue on”. So, Aquillius turned the stankiest eye he could muster upon the poor legatus simply trying to help (he’d appreciate it when he was older) and loosed a shaky “woowoo” in response.