Valley of Gold Girl, you might hold your breath until your breathing stops forever

Dusty Rose was appalled — he had a special sensitivity to things eating kids, alright? And anyway, he didn't like the kids not getting along. Not really, at least.

"Now hold on there, bug," he told her, his brow furrowed in empathy but also concern. ""That's your sister. That means, of anyone's gonna kick her into the sun, it's gotta be you or your other sister. You can't let some mean old dear or a smelly, rotten pig move in on your turf."

He stood.

"Or you can learn this dance before her," he suggested, "And be my best lil dancer. How 'bout it?"