Sun Mote Copse Whenever life gets you down, Mrs Brown...

Fin smiled and settled in for storytime. She always enjoyed telling her stories. She had so many of them and she usually had to feel slightly guilty about telling them because her audience usually consisted of her children who did NOT need help getting ideas in their heads. They were clever enough to make trouble on their own, which they totally got from Elwood btw. But don't tell him I said that.

"Well back when I was yer age," she began, "Which, for the record, was not very long ago. I'm very young. You just can't tell because the scars on my face cover up my youth. But I digress. Before I became a mom, my pastimes usually included taunting bears, jumping off of cliffs and playing chicken with stampeding buffalo, among other things. Anything that got the blood pumping, I was all in." She paused to sigh a bit wistfully as the memories ran through her head. Her glory days.