Jade Fern Grove The loneliest people are the kindest

It seemed he wouldn't take "no" for an answer. Haunt arched an eyebrow as he spoke at length. Her tongue wasn't particularly clever and the connection between it and her brain was often delayed. Case in point: her slow comeback a moment ago. But he spoke for so long that Haunt actually managed to come up with what she considered a relatively spicy response.

"Not interested," she said quickly, pausing for effect before adding, "assface." But wait, there's more! "I really think you should see a medic about all the diarrhea coming out of your fugly face hole." It was rather unlike her but Haunt couldn't help but cackle.