Dragoncrest Cliffs i'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates

Oh, if only he could fashion a lasso from his words and rope that cheeky gull back to him. Stingray learned a hard lesson in the otherworldliness and invincibility of birds that day. He kept his eyes locked furiously on the dastardly fiend even as it disappeared back into the flock. He might have stayed there all day burning holes in its back if not for a visitor.

Ray turned his glowering baby blues on the newcomer and blinked rapidly when he realized they were watering. He let his own rear hit the ground and slumped dejectedly. BAD! he shouted in response, turning another death stare up to the gulls above.