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unfortunately, finley knew nothing. this was much to tegan's disappointment, as he really wanted to learn more. for instance, did it work the same as his butt? if it did, does that mean the earth eats? what does the earth eat? he had a million follow ups, but it seemed he wouldn't get to ask them. 

"well that's the thing, ma," he started with a crease of his brow, "i found it-- the earth's buttcrack-- and i just don't know anything about it." and he still didn't. with a prick of his ears, he added-- cause moms like to be updated about their children's lives, right?-- "i can tell you about my trip there though." cause tegan liked telling wolves about his adventures, he spiced 'em up a bit, they were fun to share.