Big Salmon Lake chromosomes

It was the fairytale nightmare, the typical situation, the damsel-in-distress adventure. Sir Knight Starchaser had spotted the damsel in distress, stuck in the mud of Salmon Lake' previously water-filled floor, and so he had come into action to do his duty as strong manly Alpha of the nearby pack as well as the white knight, Sir Knight Starchaser.

When the young knight came nearer however, he noticed that there was more to the story than the damsel in distress and her mud problem. A gross-looking wolf was approaching her, drool dribbling from his lips. Everything about his appearance and demeanour made it very clear that he was the villain of this story. He was obviously here to hurt the lady, all helpless as she currently was, and abuse her in terrible ways, maybe even kidnap her and bring her to a dungeon where he'd lock her up until a handsome prince showed up.

Luckily the story needn't search far for the handsome prince, and Sir Knight Starchaser intended to skip a few steps along the story's proceedings now that he was here anyway. No need for the poor lady to go through being locked in a dungeon and kidnapped by this gross villain. He started to gallop forth, head raised into the air with ears cupped forward and tail flagged up high to make himself as big and intimidating as possible, while he bravely shouted: "You there, leave the lady alone!"