Swiftcurrent Creek A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way

The boy was rather annoyed by his sibling's squirming, they were constantly shifting around and awaking him. Trajan writhed around in his spot, attempting to find a comfortable position again, his brother having awoken him, but it vanished and now the silver pup was very annoyed indeed. Letting loose a loud unhappy grunt, he began rolling around, if he had to be awoken by someone, then everyone had to be rudely awaken too. His features creasing into a frown, twisting around angrily.

Then the smell came, it was a bad smell and the boy didn't like it. He batted at the air blindly, still writhing around, his paws colliding with the tiny body beside him, he paused now, emitting loud annoyed whines and grunts, hoping the warm giver of food would awake and deal with the offenders.