November 15, 2018, 06:48 PM
"hey, motherfucker!" warned tegan, "dial it back, i'm injured you gotta be nice to me." which was true. you can't be a dick to a crippled person for no reason. and if tegan seriously had permanent brain damage then like... that sucked. he didn't wanna think about it. ): he wasn't about to be some sensitive ass bitch though, he played it off well. bat wouldn't have been able to tell he was secretly worried.
and then bat said something stupid. at least, it was stupid to tegan. "what, you can't hunt?" he questioned, ears pricked up, "every wolf can hunt, you don't gotta be licensed hunters or shit-- those wolves just like, can really hunt." at least, that's what tegan thought. tegan also thought he was great at everything so, take his opinion with a grain of salt.
and then he took his shot at bat, finally.
"you know i've been wondering for a while why you've always looked so familiar, and i think i just figured it out," he started with a bright flag of his tail, "you look like a mole." ugly little motherfucker. "HA!" hahaha. ha. tegan sat down, his head kinda hurt from laughing at his own joke. so now he just shot her a snarky little look which, in turn, got his canine stuck on his upper lip.
and then bat said something stupid. at least, it was stupid to tegan. "what, you can't hunt?" he questioned, ears pricked up, "every wolf can hunt, you don't gotta be licensed hunters or shit-- those wolves just like, can really hunt." at least, that's what tegan thought. tegan also thought he was great at everything so, take his opinion with a grain of salt.
and then he took his shot at bat, finally.
"you know i've been wondering for a while why you've always looked so familiar, and i think i just figured it out," he started with a bright flag of his tail, "you look like a mole." ugly little motherfucker. "HA!" hahaha. ha. tegan sat down, his head kinda hurt from laughing at his own joke. so now he just shot her a snarky little look which, in turn, got his canine stuck on his upper lip.
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you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 14, 2018, 07:30 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 14, 2018, 07:41 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 14, 2018, 07:53 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 14, 2018, 08:31 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 15, 2018, 06:48 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 15, 2018, 08:44 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 16, 2018, 11:42 AM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 16, 2018, 01:17 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 16, 2018, 01:36 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 16, 2018, 01:59 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 16, 2018, 02:07 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 16, 2018, 02:27 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 16, 2018, 02:35 PM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 17, 2018, 10:42 AM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Tegan - November 28, 2018, 11:39 AM
RE: you don't need an uber, you don't need a cab - by Bat - November 28, 2018, 11:49 PM