Wapun Meadow [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault

Have you seen your reflection in the mirror lately? Elfie's incredulous expression spoke volumes of, what he thought about the looks of self-proclaimed beauty-king. There were more insults in his stash to knock the guy off his high-horse, one of them being that, had it not been for Elfie, the other one would have been either trampled or devoured by the Lauren. But something told him that arguing would be pointless in this case. 

"Well, good luck with that," he told him, getting up to his feet and preparing to leave. "That Lauren might come back though. And they say that the swamp can be very tricky in these parts. Watch, where you are going," he added with a tint of malice in his voice that told he would not mind, if this slob went down in the deep like a heavy rock.