Sun Mote Copse And if heaven would not have us I would take the other option

Oh, come on - why couldn't his father be Niamh? Oh, wait, that did not sound right. Like Bronco's mom. Elfie felt jealous not only of all the things his young friend listed, but also the nonchalant way he mentioned them. As if they were nothing extraordinary, as if they happened daily. Frankly speaking he had had a bit of this and that education with either his grandparents or Wraen as well, except, whenever he was out and about, he had this guilty nagging feeling that he had to learn these things in secret. So that Eljay would not get upset or worry about him. 

"What are those porky-pines like?" he asked, having never encountered the animal itself. "They sound kind of tasty."