Emberwood house rules, sammy

"No," Merlin replied with the confidence and solemnity of a lawyer. "I harrass only those, who perform unsolicited pooping right before other people's noses," why not throw a little bit of exaggeration for the fun of it. But by now the anger had dwindled completely and there was smile tugging at the corner's of the yearling's lips and glinting in his eyes. 

"There has to be some order in the world, regarding, where poop goes," he continued the thought. "Otherwise - if people shit, where they want, it will be madness and chaos. Horrible," he said. "So, insults aside - this ugly mug runs by name Merlin," he introduced himself and had he been a person, he would have extended his hand for a shake. 

"And your mugly highness is?" he tilted his head to the side, as he asked this.