Emberwood house rules, sammy

"That's the key to potty-training, didn't your mom teach you?" Merlin bit back playfully, because poop jokes never get old. However, what came next was more hilarious than their previous discussion. He guffawed, when the boy announced that his name was - wait, what? - Pig? Geez, either those parents had no common sense or they had really hated their kid. No wonder, he was grumpy and soiled, where he shouldn't. Now that was very Freud of Merlin, don't you think? Never mind, he is an ass.

"A pig? Really?" he asked with sympathy in his voice. "And you clearly hate that name too," he went on in the tone of "I do not blame you". "Why don't you choose something that you actually like?"