Two Eyes Cenote parodia

maximum chaos.. im sorry for how mean this is

the ruckus of the squabble leads the girl trotting over, and getting a look at the gifts, the flowers strewn about. having listened in, tiye picks up a slightly less tattered flower and strings it within a corner of her ear.
yknow 'fiya, you're a pretty lousy guard if the prisoners can bribe you. is the girl's first words.

he could just be nice to you because he wants to get out of prison. tiye gives a passing glance towards her reflection in a pool, feigning dissatifaction with the decoration before tossing it off of her.
next, she yanks a feather and puts it on an ear. your beastie has terrible taste too! she titters, looking at her reflection again. she prepares to reach for the powder, ready to toss it into the pool.