Wapun Meadow [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault

siengus could not help but be fat (genetics) or rude (also, genetics. or maybe a bit of congenital wonders at play here), but as elfie cast aspersions over his shoulder, siengus' fur bristled.

first of all, siengus could talk just fine. siengus was mocking elfie, a well-known, very established line of defense in the arsenal that was "children's quips". it was not siengus' fault, that elfie was not well-read.

hah, wolves.. reading.. anyway.

it really got under siengus' blubber that they were not even worth it as troll food. siengus glanced down their side, at their voluptuous rolls -- seriously, what troll would not love coming across fine bacon like this? "well, YOU'RE A JERK TOO, ADUH!" that crippling riposte was all siengus could manage before the dam under him broke, literally; the spongey peatmoss that had held siengus afloat could support the girth of the wolf-titanic no longer. with a splash, siengus was now swimming for his life -- and not very well, either.

serves siengus right, to be honest.