Arrow Lake Proceeds will go to support neutron bomb development

Maybe @Mahler? :D

He'd finally done it! He'd caught one! Though Dragomir had wasted the majority of his day following them around, it was all worth it when finally his perseverance paid off. Clutched indelicately between his lips was one of the thousands of insects he stalked on a daily basis. Watching them flit over the ground and trying to sneak up on them was a thrill unlike any other. Sure, sometimes it was frustrating when he lost track of one; they seemed to disappear into thin air. Doubly frustrating when one of the crawling ones found a snug crack in the ground to hide in so he knew where it was but couldn't reach it. More than one temper tantrum had been thrown when his attempts to secure one were endlessly thwarted. But now, at long last, Dragomir had caught a bug!

...It was a fuzzy caterpillar. Hardly a contest of any sort for any age of wolf.

Nevertheless! Let none claim that Dragomir was anything but determined. He toted his prize along with his tail flagging proudly behind him, eager to show mommy what he'd caught. He didn't have enough words to retell the story properly, but already his imagination was warping it into a thrilling chase scene with a fire-breathing dragon guarding the caterpillar at the end. He would recount this daring tale to anyone who cared to listen in what little detail he could, which was mostly just garbled words in various languages at this point.