Dragoncrest Cliffs mortality

She kept a straight face, though she very much wanted to burst into laughter. She was reminded of the time she had literally scared the piss out of Stingray with a mix of guilt and intense gratification. It was perhaps cruel to lie, and take advantage of his gullible nature...But this was too much fun. 

"Well, you 'ave never seen a twenty-four year old wolf for dat reason." She said. "Though I hear sometimes if someone is particularly salty....Dey turn into a crab at twenty-tree." She explained. "But I am too sweet for dat; I will live to be twenty-four." She stated proudly.