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This was more like it. Finley offered him to ask all the questions he had in mind and in the silence that followed Elfie went through a long list of interesting, awkward, silly and downright serious matters he wanted to find out from adults. Which one to ask first? Would it be, why Weejay and Nellie and for that matter his granny too peed as they did? And why did his dad and Elwood and uncle could do it standing on three paws? Or... hmmm.... then his face lit up suddenly. "OH, I know! What is a bastard?" he asked, having heard Pox and Crow throwing this word around. He did not know, what it meant, though he pretended he did. But for some reason, when he had called @Weejay a very pretty bastard, she had been offended.