Redhawk Caldera Doses and mimosas

KEEP DREAMING MOM. eljay is going to be the kid that still lives in his parents' basement when he's 40. also "Not surprising since these were the first ones that actually liked him..." cracked me up :')

Eljay was just staring around, feeling bored, when he suddenly heard his mother say that she would miss Wifi. His head turned towards Wifi, ears cupped foward and a frown on his face. Why would mommy say that? Was Wifi going on a dangerous exploring mission like mommy had and would she get hurt? Would she be gone for like a whole month? Eljay's eyes grew bigger and more watery as he considered these options in his mind, not even comprehending that it might be even worse than he could imagine; that she was leaving forever.

"No Wifi, you gotta stay!" he sorrowfully objected, slamming all his feels in the sentiment as he got up and snuggled his head against Wifi's chest. "You can't go out and and and get hurt!" A pouty expression was on Eljay's face as he pressed his face against Wifi's chest, burrowing himself in her as best he could, and he sobbed a few noisy sobs of held back emotions as he hoped that she would reconsider leaving the warm nest that was Redhawk Caldera.