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"Buttholes..." Elfie smirked, being of the age, when potty-jokes first became funny in any form and context. He observed Crow's demonstration carefully and then did the same. Except he had missed the part of, where he was supposed to inhale a lungful of air beforehand. So, instead of blowing air out, he breathed in out of habit. You can easily imagine that this did not end well - he pulled his head out instantly, fell backwards in the water and coughed until all the water had left his airways. 

"How did you do that again?" he asked, ready to try again. They played together merrily, until it was time to go for a lunch and have a mid-day nap.