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"No, thank you! I have been making good progress with my face being as handsome as it is," Merlin replied, but he did take a step back, just in case Ass also had a crazy-lady side and he would be in danger of not only his face being ripped off free of charge, but balls too. Obviously that one fateful meetup with the Decorator-lady had traumatized the young lad on some level for life. 

"So, why did you leave your home?" he asked, sitting down. He was still outside the cave that Haunt had made her temporary residence, but at least a nearby rock formation protected him from the cold winds.