Redhawk Caldera I'll always keep you with me

What are little boys made of?
Snips & snails & puppy-dog tails,
That's what little boys are made of.

Mmkay. If that's true (seems biologically dubious), then whoever was in charge of doling out these various ingredients gave way too much to Fennec's womb. Because when the time came for Mama to push, out came one pup:

One big, fat baby boy.

He was looking for food almost as soon as the sac broke, barely sparing a moment to cry. He latched on strong—thank God he didn't have teeth yet, because whew. Soon, he was suckling greedily at his mother's belly. With no competition for milk, he could monopolize the teats and grow up strong.

Good start. Round of applause for the proud parents. They might well regret their decision in time, but for now, their little cherub was here. Even without the sheep and shit, it was a pretty damn good Nativity scene.

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