Dragoncrest Cliffs planet's mad

"Well, Coon Assbite your mouth is as lovely and filthy as ever," Merlin commented on her choice of nickname for him. He noted that he felt at a perfect ease in the girl's company and, though he knew that such crude humour would never impress Erzulie, he did wonder, how could it be that he could be his confident self with this girl and be a mumbling-fumbling mess in the presence of the leader. 

"No, thanks! I plan on impressing some ladies this season still and having a swollen face with puss running down my cheeks is not exactly, what is considered attractive," he explained. Sometimes the capacity of his brain to come up with elaborate nonesense was truly surprising.

"Looks like it - you can't imagine me being exactly camoflouge material," he made a remark about his firey red pelt that stood out starkly against the white of the snow. "When did your fluffy butt land here? I don't recall you seeing you, when I joined?" he asked.